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OMG!!!
So this morning I was driving down a back road. Pretty much isolated, only surrounded by trees. I like to take back roads whenever I can to avoid heavy traffic. So anyway, I was driving when all of a sudden I seen a figure in the middle of the road. I was driving pretty fast and it didn't take long for it to set in my mind that there was a person in the middle of the road and if I didn't stop I would hit it. So I slammed on my breaks almost going off the road, but luckily managed to stop safely.
Well I get out of my car to check on this person, they seemed kind of odd and was just standing there not moving. So I walked up to him and said "Hey, are you ok." He didn't respond, so I moved up closer to him. Well when I got close enough, to my surprise, I discover that this was no ordinary person. It was a ZOMBIE!!! Well, he must have taken note of me when I got close because all of a sudden he let out an "AHHHH" and started moving toward me really fast. I was like "WTF? zombies don't move that fast. Oh shit! this must be a super zombie." I started to run when all of a sudden 5 more popped out from the tress and they all surrounded me.I thought I was dead fore sure!
And finally just when all hope was lost, I hear a loud noise above me. I look up to see a helicopter poking out from the trees and finally moved in and hovered above my head. Out pops this ninja who jumps from the helicopter and lands right next to me. With great skill and precision he quickly sliced up all of the zombies into pieces.
When it was all over I let out a sign and thanked the kind ninja. He told me "You Welcome" in a very familiar voice.
"Do I know you?" I asked. And with that said he took off his mask to reveal himself. When I saw who it was I was speechless. It was Barrack Obama. He was in ninja gear.
I yelled out "Holy Shit your Barrack Obama. And you totally just ninja sliced all of those zombies."
Well after that he walked up to me real close. I started to get scared. Then then leaned in and put his mouth close to me ear and he whispered to me.
"No one will ever believe you." and then swiftly ran off into the woods. I never heard from him again.
:/
Well I get out of my car to check on this person, they seemed kind of odd and was just standing there not moving. So I walked up to him and said "Hey, are you ok." He didn't respond, so I moved up closer to him. Well when I got close enough, to my surprise, I discover that this was no ordinary person. It was a ZOMBIE!!! Well, he must have taken note of me when I got close because all of a sudden he let out an "AHHHH" and started moving toward me really fast. I was like "WTF? zombies don't move that fast. Oh shit! this must be a super zombie." I started to run when all of a sudden 5 more popped out from the tress and they all surrounded me.I thought I was dead fore sure!
And finally just when all hope was lost, I hear a loud noise above me. I look up to see a helicopter poking out from the trees and finally moved in and hovered above my head. Out pops this ninja who jumps from the helicopter and lands right next to me. With great skill and precision he quickly sliced up all of the zombies into pieces.
When it was all over I let out a sign and thanked the kind ninja. He told me "You Welcome" in a very familiar voice.
"Do I know you?" I asked. And with that said he took off his mask to reveal himself. When I saw who it was I was speechless. It was Barrack Obama. He was in ninja gear.
I yelled out "Holy Shit your Barrack Obama. And you totally just ninja sliced all of those zombies."
Well after that he walked up to me real close. I started to get scared. Then then leaned in and put his mouth close to me ear and he whispered to me.
"No one will ever believe you." and then swiftly ran off into the woods. I never heard from him again.
:/
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